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I sat in the hospitality room at Dual State with Camden News sports editor Kelly Blair the other day. We discussed, among other things, who we felt were the best wrestling tag teams in history.
I gave it a little thought and decided to unveil the most prestigious list in the history of sports entertainment.
Here is my list of wrestling's best ever in a host of categories:

Tag Teams
5. Afa and Sika – The Wild Samoans
4. Four Horsemen – The Andersons
3. Dudley Boyz
2. Freebirds
1. Road Warriors

Female Wrestlers
5. Fabulous Moolah
4. Cheerleader Melissa
3. Madusa Micelli
2. Molly Holly
1. Lita

Eye Candy (Valets & Managers)
5. Miss Elizabeth
4. Stacy Keibler
3. Fallen Angel
2. Missy Hyatt
1. Sunny

Bad Guys
5. Ernie Ladd
4. Abdullah the Butcher
3. Scott Steiner
2. Buck Robley
1. Jake Roberts

Good Guys
5. Stone Cold Steve Austin
4. Shawn Michaels
3. The Rock
2. Kerry Von Erick
1. Dusty Rhodes

Best on the mic
5. Stone Cold Steve Austin
4. Michael Hayes
3. The Rock
2. Dusty Rhodes
1. Ric Flair

Silent But Deadly (Don't speak. Don't need to)
5. Kabuki
4. Sabu
3. Kamala
2. Abdullah the Butcher
1. Great Muta

Best Gimmicks
5. Evil Undertaker
4. White Boy Challenge
3. Million Dollar Man
2. Goldberg, who’s next?
1. The People’s Champ

Worst Gimmicks
5. Doink the Clown
4. Red Rooster
3. Mr. Ass
2. Great Kahli
1. Anything involving Sid Vicious

Best Cliques
5. The Von Ericks
4. Hart Foundation
3. DX
2. NWO
1. Four Horsemen

Best Finishers
5. Widow’s Peak
4. DDT
3. Van Daminator
2. Heart punch
1. Stunner

Worst Finishers
5. Stratusfaction
4. Diamond Cutter
3. Last Ride
2. Rock Bottom
1. Pedigree

Best Submissions
5. Tazmission
4. Crippler Crossface
3. Figure Four
2. Sharpshooter
1. Ankle Lock

Best Entrances
5. Gangrel through ring of fire
4. Goldberg
3. Chris Candido – Back in black
2. Triple H
1. Freebirds – the originators

Best wrestler
5. Chris Benoit
4. Harley Race
3. Ric Flair
2. Ricky Steamboat
1. Kurt Angle

Best High Flyer
5. Superfly Jimmy Snuka
4. Sabu
3. Jeff Hardy
2. AJ Styles
1. Rob Van Dam

Most Overrated
5. Hulk Hogan
4. The Miz
3. Chris Jericho
2. Trish Stratus
1. John Cena

Most Underrated
5. Justin Credible
4. Gangrel
3. Lance Storm
2. Carlito
1. D-Lo Brown

Best Comedians
5. Ernest “The Cat” Miller
4. Edge & Christian
3. DX
2. Roddy Piper
1. The Rock

Most Effective Moves
5. Thumb to the eye
4. Blatant choke
3. Low blow
2. DDT
1. Rake across the eyes

Most Useless Moves
5. Tarantula
4. Worm
3. People’s Elbow
2. Spinarooni
1. Chest chop

Baddest Brothas
5. Tony Atlas
4. Ernie Ladd
3. Booker T.
2. Thunderbolt Patterson
1. Junkyard Dog

Baddest Rednecks
5. Dick Murdock
4. Stan Hansen
3. Terry Gordy
2. Big Bossman
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Pretty Boys
5. Gino Hernandez
4. Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert
3. Michael Hayes
2. Jimmy Garvin
1. Kerry Von Erich

Guys I’d Least Like To Fight
5. Bam Bam Bigelow
4. Vader
3. Undertaker
2. Ox Baker
1. Abdullah the Butcher

Overall Greatest of all Time
5. Dusty Rhodes
4. The Rock
3. Kurt Angle
2. Triple H
1. Ric Flair